Tuesday, December 16, 2014

Episode 63: Top Ten Update and Swinging in Mexico

Intro and Welcome
  • Vacations are good for Sex! Lots of sex with each other in Mexico!
  • Is Mr Fu caught up on date nights?
Programming Notes and Announcements
What’s the Fu be up to?
How we scheduled dates while traveling. 
  "At the Clubs this Sat and next Sat. If you want to set up drinks, call to schedule with us.”
   If suspect a single guy, "have your wife call my wife to set up a date. Sorry, we can't get texts"

  • Listener Request: New top 10 things learned since Episode 10
    • Look at top 10 from episode #10
Ms Swap Fu's Top Ten
10. Clubs are uber cool.
9. Travel plans to Swing are off the hook. If you haven’t done it, try it.
8. Your Vanilla friends probably adore you more than your friends in the lifestyle.
7. Passive guys in the lifestyle are boring. Guys that show up to have fun are my cup of tea.
6. Single guys have a place in the life style.
5. Strap-ons are out, and I will be experimenting with some other devices.
4. No, you don’t look younger than you really are.
3. Swinger upkeep is a pain in the ass. But you do it because you want to swing.
2. Ask for what it is that you want. Specifically and unequivocally. Changes you make from the lifestyle can affect every aspect of your life.
1. The number one thing I have truly internalized is that my husband rocks.

Mr Swap Fu's Top Ten
10. The founders of Harley Davidson must have been swingers
9. Minimize your time on the dating sites. Lot's of chatters, picture hunter and punters. Meet people in person ASAP then go from there.
8. Focus on your goals. What do you want and who do you want it from?
7. Escalate sexually. Don't freeze up once you're there, build passion by escalating foreplay.
6. Look out for your partner. He or she may not be in the same headspace.
5. Keep meeting people. You may know some cool couples, but there are always more out there.
4. It's not about them, it's about us
3. It's better to be fun than sexy
2. Watch your booze
1. Who dares wins
  • Top 10 Update for 2014
    • 1. FuGrrl -- Don't forget the sex!
    • 1. Mr Fu -- Condoms take practice
    • 2. FuGrrl -- 86 drama people
    • 2. Mr Fu -- Swingers are looking for shit to do
    • 3. FuGrrl -- Swinging scales
    • 3. Mr Fu -- Your swinger friends understand you
    • 4. FuGrrl -- Your body is just fine
    • 4. Mr Fu -- Allow your significant other to be your ally
    • 5. FuGrrl -- Share at least one language with people you swing with
    • 5. Mr Fu -- Expectations are bad
Parting Thoughts and Feedback
  • Email response to Car Talk mention. Thank you Mr and Ms HFT!
  • Listen to the poll results! 
  • Reddit swingers from 4,000-10,000. Wow! 
Shout outs
  • Pub Crawl hosted by Average Swingers, Jan 31st In Houston. We’re going! Listed as public parties on SDC and Kasidie
  • Merry Christmas, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa…. Happy New Year! Be safe!
Episode music: "Musica Ligera" by Soda Stereo