Wednesday, October 22, 2014

Episode 61: Getting Your Dinky in a Pickle

Quick note...



Sorry this is a little late -- we recorded on 10/10/2014 but I've been super busy.
Also, we repeatedly refer to the episode song as Fine Shine by The Period Ring -- it's Fineshrine by Purity Ring. We're goofy, we know.


What’s the Fu been up to?
Above average pub crawling with the Average Swingers
Pre-Crawl Pizza at Home Slice
Violet Crown Social Club
Shangri La
Easy Tiger Bakery
The Rooftop
Coyote Ugly

San Diego Trivia adventure with amazing people
Talking to a couple that started swinging partly because of the podcast


OktoberFUst Prep -- Lederhosen Woes

Topic

We revisit the Lost Episode 23 from way back in 2011

Still no podcasts from Australia? What's happening there?

Planned Parenthood update? The news ain't good in Texas
Swinger cover stories -- How do you handle a thousand cocks? Put em in a calendar? We need a cock release.
Blind dates vs blurry dates
Single people! Please speak up!
The once per month rule and other ways to keep it cool in your swinger life

Parting Thoughts and Feedback

SLS Radio Request: Our debate -- Is it an endorsement
Episode Music selection discussion:  Democracy or Dictatorship?


News Items: Careful Swingers. Any of your misdeeds are blamed on the Swinging Lifestyle.
  1. Bad AirBnB'ers

Shout outs

Pub Crawl People!

Support Planned Parenthood!

Episode music "Fineshrine" by Purity Ring (Not Fineshine by The Period Ring... super sorry.) Selected by FuGrrl

Wednesday, September 17, 2014

Episode 60: We Got Naughty in N'Awlins and More

Intro and Welcome/What’s the Fu be up to?


Production note: Sorry about the boomy audio!

Back from Naughty N’awlins


DSI
 Drinking plan
 Sexing plan


Restaurants and Bars:
 The Beaches
 Razoos
 Johnny's Po Boys on St Louis
 Felix
 Red Slipper Cafe
 Royals House Bloody Mary


Review NIN schedule


WTF is a contribulator?!

Three mini topics


People that make me feel a little shittier every time you see them. AVOID!
Mr Fu gets grouchy about the proposed Swinger flag.
Email “Calling Dibbs”


Parting Thoughts and Feedback


Gillette body shaver
Bob’s Burgers steals Ms Fu’s idea
Burning Man Speed Boner competition
Pool Dazes winding down
Mr Fu’s toga Birthday Party
Bonus Podcast this month, an hour from NIN with
     Average Swingers, Swingercast, Me and Ms Jones

Shout outs

SDC free 7 day trial
All the birthday people September 5th!

Pub Crawl to celebrate.

Episode Song is "Set it Off" by Peaches. We enjoy listening to this little gem while enjoying a few post NiN in a gay bar in the French Quarter. We miss you NOLA!


Monday, August 4, 2014

Episode 59: Do You Hear That Clique-ing Noise?

What's up? Well...

  • Thank you Los Swingers for hospitality once again!
  • Tost rocked it out for FuGrrl's birthday! Full circle and then some.

In the news...

  • Herman Munster Gets Rapey: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/man-dressed-herman-munster-raped-3934576 (Will selfies replace mug shots?)
  • 15 Celebrities Swingers: http://madamenoire.com/453365/15-celebrity-swingers/
  • Sex Facts!: http://www.yourtango.com/2014220165/7-absolutely-insane-sex-facts-around-world?utm_source=huffingtonpost.com&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=pubexchange

Keep moving!

  • Traveling to La Jolla for work and fun! Do yourself a favor and hit up Babycakes for Sunday Funday! http://www.babycakessandiego.com/babys-bar/church Sundays in San Diego are a goddamn party!
  • Hi 79couple! Thanks for the amazing time! Check out there fun meet and greets.
  • That song Fancy's got a fuck beat to it. More than The Rentals? Barry White is out. Marvin Gaye? No way. Six Underground by Sneakers Pimps.

Topix

  • The Sizeist vs FuGrrl: Swinger Superhero
  • What do people really look like in the Lifestyle? Thank you Jaye for the topic. What's hot? Is it just looks?
  • Social is not a social service. People have the right to choose. Choose what's hot to you and be hot back.
  • Then things get cliquey! Are you in a clique? Because you're being tough on newbies.
  • Mr Swap Fu goes on a loony rant and weirds out FuGrrl
Parting thoughts
  • Flirt? Meh.
  • Get Tested!!
  • Meet us, the Average Swingers and the Hidden Swing in Austin! Details on Kasidie.
  • We want donuts!
  • Naughty in N'Awlins! Red dresses. Red dresses everywhere!
Shout outs!
  • Thanks for the awesome iTunes reviews
  • Happy Dirty 30 Anniversary to Ms T and Mr K -- Join their Texas Social Club
  • Question: Are there enough meeting and greets happening?
Song? Clique by Kayne. Yeah, that's right.






Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Episode 58: A Georgia Foursome

  • First off...
    • Today we hit the road to Atlanta to visit our good friends, the lovely Los Swingers!
    • First some sad news -- thank you very much for all the love and support
    • Girls Uncorked couples party! Los Swingers need another Girls Uncorked chapter in Northeast Georgia. 
    • ABC Swinger news story
    • Huffpo article on what to expect at a swingers resort
    • Desire was a little tame for Los Swingers -- the resort should know how to plan for the rain!
  • Topics...
    • Ethics follow up
      • What information should you share about other couples? The condom bandit and other ethics breaches
      • Listener feedback on ethics
    • Matt and Bianca's reddit post as it relates to ethics
  • What have we been up to...
    • Atlanta visit
      • FuGrrl get Liberated
      • Paradise Valley is a true paradise! What an incredible resource and swinger friendly
      • Our triumphant return to The Trap! Sexy, classy, fun in the Diamond Club. A somewhat pricey addition to the best swinger club we've ever been to.
      • Food, folks and fun!
  • Closing remarks...
    • Join us at Naughty in N'Awlins!
    • Who was that on the last Swingercast podcast?
    • Los Swingers enjoyed meeting John and Allie
    • The SDC website is much better: Congratulations! (Still has a couple issues...)
    • Spurs win!
    • Check Los Swinger website The Swingers Hub. A great, free, resource
Episode music: "Georgia On My Mind" as performed by the incomparable Willie Nelson.

Tuesday, June 10, 2014

Episode 57: We Get Produced!

What’s up?

  • Summer is here.  We’re hot in San Antonio!
  • We have a listener producer, Debbie from DebbienMike on Kasidie :)

Swingers in the news

  • Quick news item - Two police officer brothers having a swinger party with their wives.  One wife was not into it and got punched by the other wife. the police were called in to reinstate peace :)
  • Dan Savage’s, Savage Lovecast podcast episode 396 started with a positive rant about Swingers and swinging. http://www.savagelovecast.com


(Stand by for technical difficulties.)


  • Best summer ever! Pool Days! Cooking, playing games, hanging out at the pool. Invited a few couples over on a Saturday or Sunday for games and summer fun.
  • Playing games
  • Thinking up ideas for more parties.
  • Participating in scientific study about non-monogamy. Interviewed by a “baby dyke” student for her sociology research paper.

Topic(s)

  • Getting yearly physicals. Yes we’re strong healthy people!
  • Code of Conduct/Ethics for Swingers


Mrs Fu shares a list she found…
  1. Be safe
  2. Have fun
  3. Don’t fight
  4. Don’t cheat
  5. Respect other wants
  6. Respect other sex
  7. Meet other sex’s parents
  8. Don’t be shy
  9. Be nice
  10. Be good!
...at a Junior High Dating web page!
  • Our code of conduct suggestions:
    • Respect others time.  Cancel, don’t stand up.
    • Respect limits, rules, boundaries of others. Condom rule.
    • Respect the couple as a couple, communicate with both of them. Don’t cut one half out. All 4 talking insures dates get going. Four can’t talk, four can’t meet!
    • No punching!

Parting Thoughts and Feedback

  • Send us your funny stories about talking to your doctors.
  • Send us feedback about code of conduct for swingers.
  • On Kasidie a single guy, Cherokee101 has a write up of Single Guy Code of Conduct for the Lifestyle.
  • Naughty in N’Awlins we’re coming! http://swingercast.com/travel-parties/nawty.html

Shout outs

  • To our friends at Desire:
    • John and Allie Swingercast
    • Swaplicity from San Antonio
    • Los Swingers: See in July
    • Mike Litoris - great screen name, met at Desire last year!
  • Go Spurs Go! 1in 0 San Antonio! [Sadly now 1 and 1]

Oops!
  • Forgot to mention our trip to Dallas to hang with the Avergae Swingers! Thanks for host guys!

If you can’t find the Fus, you’re not looking!

Episode music: “Fancy” by Iggy Azalea off the album The New Classic

Tuesday, May 20, 2014

Episode 56: We're So This Summer

---Corrected Euless Meet and Greet Date! It's May 30 not May 31. Sorry!---

Thank you for joining us once again!

FuGrrl is loving being Girls Uncorked chapter hostess!

  • The new Girl Uncorked chapter in the Texas Hill Country
  • A Girls Uncorked is coming to St. Louis, courtesy of a San Antonio transplant
  • For more Girl Uncorked information go to: http://www.girlsuncorked.com

Meet and Greets with Average Swingers


The Black Ring!


Impromptu Get Togethers

  • 15 couples out of nowhere? Why plan?
  • Thanks to Mr. Camo from Camoandlace for helping with pool heater. All those naked boobies are in your honor!

San Antonio Players

  • We're down to one club in San Antonio. Players is awesome but competition is always good.
  • Come to the Kasidie meet and greet at Players San Antonio the third Friday of every month.
  • More information about San Antonio Players http://www.playersclubsatx.com

Time Wasters or What Are We Going to Bitch About Today?
  • The Peter and Lois maneuver: Peter tries to make plans without first talking to Lois leading to broken dates and wasted time. Listen for the solution!
  • Mr. Swap Fu learns a lesson on dealing with bad instant messengers
  • Using the Fade Away. Watch the Garfunkel and Oates video! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr8HKRTavM0
First Impressions

  • Don't assume your lack of chemistry is due to what you think
  • Give people a few chances

Swirl Party Etiquette

  • No recruiting!
  • Unwelcome advances during a swirl event put Ms. Swap Fu off
  • Don't inadvertently out your swinger friends
  • Keep swinging private and no hanky panky in front of the vanillas
Going to Naughty In N'awlins August 6 - 10 with Swingercast and Average Swingers! https://secureregistrationonline.com/new_nin/signup.php?affiliateId=1694&c=1


We miss Los Swingers! Hope you're enjoying the New Trapeze!

We're looking for a Producer! If you're interested, please email us! swapfu@gmail.com

Interested in the topic of penis size? FuGrrl recommends Unhung Hero on Netflix.

Episode Song: "The Middle" by Jimmy Eat World

Tuesday, February 4, 2014

Episode 55: The Fu Plus Two

Holy shit! We interviewed a couple!
The mics were out after a date so we interviewed a couple victims friends.

Pre...
  • Setting expectations
  • Friends First vs Fuck First
  • Mr E talks about daring -- get out there!
  • Ms J discusses the play benefits of separate room play at house parties
  • Discussing insecurities of your partner being with someone else -- turning that into a positive
  • Be willing to learn from past experiences
Post...
  • Craig's List #1: The Pinky Finger Incident
  • Craig's List #2: The Cheating Remedy
  • Craig's List #3: Success!
  • Talking up the swinger websites
  • From FMF pillow talk to real life
Many thanks to Mr E and Ms J for their great interview.

Episode song is "Houdini" by the Los Angeles band Foster the People on the album Torches. Torches is a "blind buy". It's such a good album you can just buy it on faith. Pick it up!