Tuesday, July 12, 2016

Episode 70: The Firecracker Fantasy Girls

Hey Now Folks! We're back!

Just some abridged notes.

We're just going to talk about whatever the fuck we want from now on. Listen for details.

Just a warning it may not always be about swinging.

We talk briefly about our trips to Desire with the SDC takeover, Naughty in N'Awlins and our ever-popular Sunday Fundays.

Friends on Mic:

On July 3rd we talk to some of out good friends Camo and Lace about freedom means to them. A big thanks to those who fought for our right to get naked in the pool.

Lace tells us her intro to sexy voices. You never know who you're talking to when you check your balance.

Ms L chimes in with her origin story. Ms L and The Midnight Charmer.

Is fair to be fired for being a swinger? Is swinging protected speech?

Episode Song: Hey Now by Matt and Kim

Friday, May 27, 2016

A Word of Explanation

We haven't released an episode in nearly a year. This is not news to anyone.

One of the reasons for this is I've been overwhelmed with work. I've been traveling a lot and, frankly, things could be better with my job situation. Typical stuff for many of you, I'm sure -- but unusual for me and it's taken some getting used to. I'm dealing with it -- FuGrrl and I have made a plan and we're comfortable that things will be in better standing soon.

Our free time has been spent in our favorite form of stress relief -- Swinging!! So that's a good thing.

As many of you also know, we felt the show had been getting stale. Things have been really clicking for us in the LS and we didn't want to sound like we were bragging or just dully recounting what we did the previous month. Further, many of our friends here in San Antonio became listeners which complicates story telling somewhat. There's more scrutiny. This has forced to do some homework and try and re-imagine what the podcast should be.


In short -- we'll back soon. We love the podcast and we do have a growing list of stuff we want to share with you. It's just that the format has yet to be determined.



More to the point -- producing our monthly, one-hour podcast took two hours of pre-production, two hours of production, then four hours of editing. Committing eight hours a month is not trivial -- I want to be sure the product of all that effort is something that adds to the community, is entertaining, and most importantly, something FuGrrl and I can be proud of.

Thursday, July 16, 2015

Episode 69: Red Shirt Diplomacy

Happy Birthday FuGrrl!

Swinger Awareness Update
Go to Reddit and check out the discussion.
Want to help?

We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app.

Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy New Zealand ladies. But where are the US Gulf Coast Girls Uncorked chapters?

Mr Fu goes bananas in a party invitation.

FuGrrl watches Mr Fu's porn.
Bush may be back... but not where the face goes.
What's a merkin?
Dry vaginas?

Porn reqs?
X-Art and Lesbea

Topic is Diplomacy
Diplomacy is not compromise, it's communication
Can you attend any event without freaking out about who will be there?
How good are we at this? Well, we cratered twice last weekend.

Carpets curtains and laminate flooring!

Going back to Naughty in N'Awlins! Join us! https://secureregistrationonline.com/new_nin/signup.php?affiliateId=1694&c=1

Do you want to hang out? Mr Fu's will have a bunch spare time.

The Overnight -- is it any good?

Austin Birthday Pub Crawl Sept 5th!

Episode Music: "Parenthesis" by The Blow from 2006

Friday, June 5, 2015

Episode 68: Lifestyle Awareness All Up Your Thing

Trying to keep this one under an hour!

  • Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information.
  • The book I referred to was "You Are Not So Smart"
  • MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms!
    • My Mexican Mother Recipe
      • Shake 1 oz 100% Agave Tequila, 1 oz Deep Eddy Grapefruit and a dash of Tabasco with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight up
  • Happy Mother's Day and Happy Father's Day! Ms Fu reaches out to everyone spending their first one without a mom or dad.
  • We had a Passion Party. Big fun! We bought a We-Vibe.
Topic
What's Coming?
  • Going to Naughty in N'Awlins! You should too!
    • Taking measures to make it more events this year.
  • SOS Party!
  • Sunday Pool Days are kicking off!
  • Thanks for all the invitations! Nashville and Omaha!
  • Hot husband is a thing, I guess. Details please!
  • Find out about HUMP! Our producers are the super hot cover people!
  • We've Got a Thing podcast. They talk about Do You Know George. Check it out!
  • Pile Play isn't a thing, even in England.
  • Girls Uncorked couples party!
  • Senior Sizzle!
Get your Summer shaking with our choice of Episode Music "My Type" by Saint Motel. Dance this weekend!


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Episode 67: What's your get-down, Swinger?

Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much!

UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.html

Minnesota club barred from opening

(Distracted by our hot producer)

Tips on reddit on how to throw a meet and greet
https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/2x58s8/followup_from_throwing_our_first_swingers_meet/

Shake Weight for your kegels? https://www.elvie.com/

Implantable Vibrator from Germany? https://us.funfactory.com/en/orgasmia/

Kinky subcultures? http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1366_the-17-kinkiest-sexual-subcultures-around-world/

What's your get-down?

We run down all the different swinging styles our producer could come up with.

If one girl penetrates another girl is still soft swap?

(We took a week and a half off -- then picked back up.)

Did Mr. Fu break a rule?

Sybian commentary -- Still hate it

Tips on redoing our profile?

Austin pub crawl with Brian and Kristen and the Average Swingers!

Have you been kicked out of a party for a perceived infraction?

Get some Nair for a hairless sack!

Ideas for Episode 69?

Swinger Diaries? You're welcome! http://swingerdiaries.wordpress.com

Pack list! Essential for Desire

Episode music "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Episode 66: What Makes a Guy Fun?

Opening comments
Much love to Debbie and her new headset!

Blissbringers vs Google: http://blissbringers.com/fuck-google/


Article by Violet Blue referenced in above article:

What’s the Fu be up to?

Mardi Gras Party
  • Co-hosted with Camo and Lace on Valentine's Day
  • Different / better / cool for us / shared party responsibilities
  • Photo booth success! http://www.sparkbooth.com
  • Technical details of photo booth
  • Loved having brunch with Los Swingers! Next time, more time!

Wonderful San Diego trip

Crawfish boil with swinger friends on a Sunday http://www.lacrawfish.com
  • Hot crustacean action!
  • It ran super late -- wise to do it on a Sunday?

A Frozen LS Themed Party. Sure! Fun too. Have a party! A fun party held by a great couple.

FuGrrl has a late-night caller -- Swinger CSI

Topic

Be fun! What makes a guy fun? These probably apply to women as well.
  • Don't take yourself too seriously. Why are you here?
  • Have hobbies and interests -- be an interesting person
  • Active listening -- eye contact is very important. Pay attention and pay a compliment. Learn a joke!
  • Escalate -- Demonstrate a physical interest in the other person
  • Participate! Be in the moment
  • Don't fixate. Keep moving. No hot boxing a couple.
  • Go online, young man! Find something that helps you and go do it. In other words, Practice!
  • Flirt Flirt Flirt! http://www.sirc.org/publik/flirt.html
Listeners! What do you think makes a guy fun?

Introverted women? What can they do?
  • Attend a Girls Uncorked meeting!
  • What role do women typically want to play?
Parting Thoughts
  • "Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one?
  • New Horizons is closing in June. Farewell to a Lifestyle Institution.
  • Another fucked up situation? Listen to this...
  • "Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one?
Coming Up
Episode Music --- Pumpkin Song by the lovely Kate Nash

    Monday, February 9, 2015

    Episode 65: Don't Piss Off Veronica!

    Hello Friends!
    Swap Fu Debrief!
    • Thinking of hitting up karaoke at the club.
    • Average Swinger pop in! A welcome chance to get to know an awesome couple.
    • Downtown Houston pub crawl
      • Our traveling companions flaked.
      • Small Town couples are jittery.
      • The crawl had logistical challenges but it was fun.
      • Thank you thank you thank you!
    • Attended a swinger couples Passion Party hosted by a swinger friend.
    • A short segue about Zombie Dildos.
    • Sex toys can be controlled by apps? What a country! But beware!
    In depth!
    • Article discussion: https://www.yahoo.com/health/should-we-all-be-in-monogamish-relationships-109895587302.html
      • Is monogamy holding marriage back?
      • Are they talking about swinging or poly?
      • The online dating is transforming the availability of partners - Hyper Serial Monogamy,
      • The difference between Tinder and Swinger Safari.
    • The Nitty Gritty of Nonmonogamy
      • We walk you through planning an event: Swinger Game Night,
      • We reach a very "us" conclusion,
      • Best laid plans -- The 3rd Tuesday in March is St. Patrick's Day
    • The Mardi Gras Party is coming!
      • 100 people? Holy shit! Thank god we have help this time.
      • New porn setup!
    Parting thoughts and Shout Outs
    • FuGrrl turning Swifty!
    • Thank you Mr K and the Swinger Fairy
    • Thank you B and K for the Swinger Safari App -- check it out. We are. Also twitter.
    Episode music -- Boogie down to "Shempi" by Ratatat on their album LP3. Love me some Ratatat on a Monday afternoon.