Thursday, July 16, 2015

Episode 69: Red Shirt Diplomacy

Happy Birthday FuGrrl!

Swinger Awareness Update
Go to Reddit and check out the discussion.
Want to help?

We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app.

Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy New Zealand ladies. But where are the US Gulf Coast Girls Uncorked chapters?

Mr Fu goes bananas in a party invitation.

FuGrrl watches Mr Fu's porn.
Bush may be back... but not where the face goes.
What's a merkin?
Dry vaginas?

Porn reqs?
X-Art and Lesbea

Topic is Diplomacy
Diplomacy is not compromise, it's communication
Can you attend any event without freaking out about who will be there?
How good are we at this? Well, we cratered twice last weekend.

Carpets curtains and laminate flooring!

Going back to Naughty in N'Awlins! Join us! https://secureregistrationonline.com/new_nin/signup.php?affiliateId=1694&c=1

Do you want to hang out? Mr Fu's will have a bunch spare time.

The Overnight -- is it any good?

Austin Birthday Pub Crawl Sept 5th!

Episode Music: "Parenthesis" by The Blow from 2006

Friday, June 5, 2015

Episode 68: Lifestyle Awareness All Up Your Thing

Trying to keep this one under an hour!

  • Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information.
  • The book I referred to was "You Are Not So Smart"
  • MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms!
    • My Mexican Mother Recipe
      • Shake 1 oz 100% Agave Tequila, 1 oz Deep Eddy Grapefruit and a dash of Tabasco with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight up
  • Happy Mother's Day and Happy Father's Day! Ms Fu reaches out to everyone spending their first one without a mom or dad.
  • We had a Passion Party. Big fun! We bought a We-Vibe.
Topic
What's Coming?
  • Going to Naughty in N'Awlins! You should too!
    • Taking measures to make it more events this year.
  • SOS Party!
  • Sunday Pool Days are kicking off!
  • Thanks for all the invitations! Nashville and Omaha!
  • Hot husband is a thing, I guess. Details please!
  • Find out about HUMP! Our producers are the super hot cover people!
  • We've Got a Thing podcast. They talk about Do You Know George. Check it out!
  • Pile Play isn't a thing, even in England.
  • Girls Uncorked couples party!
  • Senior Sizzle!
Get your Summer shaking with our choice of Episode Music "My Type" by Saint Motel. Dance this weekend!


Wednesday, May 27, 2015

Episode 67: What's your get-down, Swinger?

Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much!

UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.html

Minnesota club barred from opening

(Distracted by our hot producer)

Tips on reddit on how to throw a meet and greet
https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/2x58s8/followup_from_throwing_our_first_swingers_meet/

Shake Weight for your kegels? https://www.elvie.com/

Implantable Vibrator from Germany? https://us.funfactory.com/en/orgasmia/

Kinky subcultures? http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1366_the-17-kinkiest-sexual-subcultures-around-world/

What's your get-down?

We run down all the different swinging styles our producer could come up with.

If one girl penetrates another girl is still soft swap?

(We took a week and a half off -- then picked back up.)

Did Mr. Fu break a rule?

Sybian commentary -- Still hate it

Tips on redoing our profile?

Austin pub crawl with Brian and Kristen and the Average Swingers!

Have you been kicked out of a party for a perceived infraction?

Get some Nair for a hairless sack!

Ideas for Episode 69?

Swinger Diaries? You're welcome! http://swingerdiaries.wordpress.com

Pack list! Essential for Desire

Episode music "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon

Tuesday, March 10, 2015

Episode 66: What Makes a Guy Fun?

Opening comments
Much love to Debbie and her new headset!

Blissbringers vs Google: http://blissbringers.com/fuck-google/


Article by Violet Blue referenced in above article:

What’s the Fu be up to?

Mardi Gras Party
  • Co-hosted with Camo and Lace on Valentine's Day
  • Different / better / cool for us / shared party responsibilities
  • Photo booth success! http://www.sparkbooth.com
  • Technical details of photo booth
  • Loved having brunch with Los Swingers! Next time, more time!

Wonderful San Diego trip

Crawfish boil with swinger friends on a Sunday http://www.lacrawfish.com
  • Hot crustacean action!
  • It ran super late -- wise to do it on a Sunday?

A Frozen LS Themed Party. Sure! Fun too. Have a party! A fun party held by a great couple.

FuGrrl has a late-night caller -- Swinger CSI

Topic

Be fun! What makes a guy fun? These probably apply to women as well.
  • Don't take yourself too seriously. Why are you here?
  • Have hobbies and interests -- be an interesting person
  • Active listening -- eye contact is very important. Pay attention and pay a compliment. Learn a joke!
  • Escalate -- Demonstrate a physical interest in the other person
  • Participate! Be in the moment
  • Don't fixate. Keep moving. No hot boxing a couple.
  • Go online, young man! Find something that helps you and go do it. In other words, Practice!
  • Flirt Flirt Flirt! http://www.sirc.org/publik/flirt.html
Listeners! What do you think makes a guy fun?

Introverted women? What can they do?
  • Attend a Girls Uncorked meeting!
  • What role do women typically want to play?
Parting Thoughts
  • "Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one?
  • New Horizons is closing in June. Farewell to a Lifestyle Institution.
  • Another fucked up situation? Listen to this...
  • "Do You Know George?" parties. Anyone been to one?
Coming Up
Episode Music --- Pumpkin Song by the lovely Kate Nash

    Monday, February 9, 2015

    Episode 65: Don't Piss Off Veronica!

    Hello Friends!
    Swap Fu Debrief!
    • Thinking of hitting up karaoke at the club.
    • Average Swinger pop in! A welcome chance to get to know an awesome couple.
    • Downtown Houston pub crawl
      • Our traveling companions flaked.
      • Small Town couples are jittery.
      • The crawl had logistical challenges but it was fun.
      • Thank you thank you thank you!
    • Attended a swinger couples Passion Party hosted by a swinger friend.
    • A short segue about Zombie Dildos.
    • Sex toys can be controlled by apps? What a country! But beware!
    In depth!
    • Article discussion: https://www.yahoo.com/health/should-we-all-be-in-monogamish-relationships-109895587302.html
      • Is monogamy holding marriage back?
      • Are they talking about swinging or poly?
      • The online dating is transforming the availability of partners - Hyper Serial Monogamy,
      • The difference between Tinder and Swinger Safari.
    • The Nitty Gritty of Nonmonogamy
      • We walk you through planning an event: Swinger Game Night,
      • We reach a very "us" conclusion,
      • Best laid plans -- The 3rd Tuesday in March is St. Patrick's Day
    • The Mardi Gras Party is coming!
      • 100 people? Holy shit! Thank god we have help this time.
      • New porn setup!
    Parting thoughts and Shout Outs
    • FuGrrl turning Swifty!
    • Thank you Mr K and the Swinger Fairy
    • Thank you B and K for the Swinger Safari App -- check it out. We are. Also twitter.
    Episode music -- Boogie down to "Shempi" by Ratatat on their album LP3. Love me some Ratatat on a Monday afternoon.

    Saturday, February 7, 2015

    Episode 64: Stinky Boundary Talk

    This and that...

    • It's a New Year and people still celebrate Kwanzaa!
    • Threesome Etiquette? Nope.
    • We're talking about the FUNCH! What the fuck is a Funch? It involves a spa robe and jewelry... and a no show.
    • Sound complaints. We're trying!
    • We took a chance and had the Girls Uncorked couples party at our house. It was a success!
    • Swinger Santa sighting!
    • Swinger Zombies? Of course! Zombie Dildo?

    Get to the point...

    • Ms Fu and I discuss a reddit post on breaking rules. What are your rules based on? Are they trust exercises or are they based on something concrete?
    Parting thoughts and feedback...

    • SDC party broadcast invitation calamity! Don't use SDC with an iPad.
    • Kasidie -- you're not off the hook for your GirlsUncorked.com fiasco!
    • Advances in the female condom
    • We share our 2015 swinger objectives
    • Listener mail! Should we interview an older couple about breaking into the lifestyle
    • Stick around for Stinky Sunday Sex
    Relevant to our discuss on boundaries, our episode song is "The Business of Emotion (feat. White Sea)" by Big Data. Get it wherever fine music is sold.

    Tuesday, December 16, 2014

    Episode 63: Top Ten Update and Swinging in Mexico

    Intro and Welcome
    • Vacations are good for Sex! Lots of sex with each other in Mexico!
    • Is Mr Fu caught up on date nights?
    Programming Notes and Announcements
    What’s the Fu be up to?
    How we scheduled dates while traveling. 
      "At the Clubs this Sat and next Sat. If you want to set up drinks, call to schedule with us.”
       If suspect a single guy, "have your wife call my wife to set up a date. Sorry, we can't get texts"

    Topic
    • Listener Request: New top 10 things learned since Episode 10
      • Look at top 10 from episode #10
    Ms Swap Fu's Top Ten
    10. Clubs are uber cool.
    9. Travel plans to Swing are off the hook. If you haven’t done it, try it.
    8. Your Vanilla friends probably adore you more than your friends in the lifestyle.
    7. Passive guys in the lifestyle are boring. Guys that show up to have fun are my cup of tea.
    6. Single guys have a place in the life style.
    5. Strap-ons are out, and I will be experimenting with some other devices.
    4. No, you don’t look younger than you really are.
    3. Swinger upkeep is a pain in the ass. But you do it because you want to swing.
    2. Ask for what it is that you want. Specifically and unequivocally. Changes you make from the lifestyle can affect every aspect of your life.
    1. The number one thing I have truly internalized is that my husband rocks.

    Mr Swap Fu's Top Ten
    10. The founders of Harley Davidson must have been swingers
    9. Minimize your time on the dating sites. Lot's of chatters, picture hunter and punters. Meet people in person ASAP then go from there.
    8. Focus on your goals. What do you want and who do you want it from?
    7. Escalate sexually. Don't freeze up once you're there, build passion by escalating foreplay.
    6. Look out for your partner. He or she may not be in the same headspace.
    5. Keep meeting people. You may know some cool couples, but there are always more out there.
    4. It's not about them, it's about us
    3. It's better to be fun than sexy
    2. Watch your booze
    1. Who dares wins
    • Top 10 Update for 2014
      • 1. FuGrrl -- Don't forget the sex!
      • 1. Mr Fu -- Condoms take practice
      • 2. FuGrrl -- 86 drama people
      • 2. Mr Fu -- Swingers are looking for shit to do
      • 3. FuGrrl -- Swinging scales
      • 3. Mr Fu -- Your swinger friends understand you
      • 4. FuGrrl -- Your body is just fine
      • 4. Mr Fu -- Allow your significant other to be your ally
      • 5. FuGrrl -- Share at least one language with people you swing with
      • 5. Mr Fu -- Expectations are bad
    Parting Thoughts and Feedback
    • Email response to Car Talk mention. Thank you Mr and Ms HFT!
    • Listen to the poll results! 
    • Reddit swingers from 4,000-10,000. Wow! 
    Shout outs
    • Pub Crawl hosted by Average Swingers, Jan 31st In Houston. We’re going! Listed as public parties on SDC and Kasidie
    • Merry Christmas, Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa…. Happy New Year! Be safe!
    Episode music: "Musica Ligera" by Soda Stereo