Episode 4: Night Out Couple Date Hotel Style

This time the Swap Fu shows you language is only the SECOND best thing you can do with your tongue. :)

Catchy intro right? Nothing but the best for our listeners... Both of you. lol.

Just kidding! We have mobs of listners and I'm freaking out about it. Who would think anyone would give two shits about a couple suburbanites getting nasty with the neighbors. lol

Hotel style, you say? Listen to the podcast and look at the picture... not that dramatic, but very cool for us. :)

Enjoy Number Four,
then call out for more...

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Expanded Show Notes and Other Musings

Mr. Swap Fu here...

Sorry about the rather anemic show notes last. Not much to write down really and at 20 minutes, you can get through the Swap Fu podcast quickly. Big fun at the club Friday and our new connections more than made up for the disillusionment of that Tuesday night stand up.

I'm going to try to post another podcast next weekend. We have a date with the Spanish-speaking couple Saturday. Ms. Swap Fu is worried that the female half and I will get tired of translating. My hope is that nature will take it's course and the "international language" will take over. We'll see. :)

I've been having a lot of fun on Twitter. I guess it would have been cool to send a few from the club Friday, but that's not what I was there to do, If you know what I mean.

Episode 3: Real-Time Porn Going On!

The Swap Fus tell you what happened at the packed out meet up. It was kind of cool.

Wanna hear it? Ok. here.

The first date that wasn't

Ms Swap Fu and I started recording a new podcast last Tuesday night. It was supposed to recount our experience with our first date with another couple. We met them on SDC, exchanged a couple e-mails and they seemed like a good match. The long and the short of it is that we were stood up. Nice, right? Here we are, just barely dipping our toes (and other appendages ;) into the swinger waters and we get stood up, something that never happened to us in our single lives. Crushing!

So, after waiting at the agreed-upon location for more than 40 minutes, we decided to call the number we were given. No answer. It was the male half's mobile and we did not leave a message. Why feed a troll, right? Later that evening, we received an e-mail from (supposedly) the female half saying that the reason they didn't show up was because the male half forgot to remind her of the date. So, just to be straight, they BOTH knew about the date. I do not know what's sadder; that even with two of them, they still miss appointments, or that the female half thinks she can absolve herself for any blame in the matter by saying it was the male's responsibility to keep her schedule.

Ms Swap Fu and I went on and on for about about 30 minutes in the podcast about what had happened. What if we had kids and had had to arrange for a siter? What if we were completely new to the lifestyle, anxious and apprehensive and had this happen? The conversation turned pretty negative pretty quick as you can imagine.

Since neither of us think that our reaction to this situation represents they way we generally feel about the lifestyle, we've opted to not post this podcast. We are going out to the club this weekend and expect to have a great time. We've decided to spare our listeners the bad vibes and hopefully post something positive next week. I'm sure we will touch on the fact that we were stood up in the podcast but, since more than a week will have passed by then, I'm sure our perspective will be more measured.

Until then, have a great week. Your friend, Mr Swap Fu!!

ps. I'm positively green with Envy at all the lucky couples heading to Desire next week. Have a great time folks! We'll get there eventually, and It. Will. Be. On. lol

Gratitude

I was pleasantly surprised when John from the Swingercast was the Swap Fu's first Twitter follower. Now, from his podcast you can tell is a great guy, and I'm sure he follows us as a courtesy because we follow him. Still, it make us feel accepted at some level.

Last night he tweeted that he liked our first Episode. All we can say is we're very honored, the material comes from the heart, and we hope the our excitement and joy at being in the lifestyle comes across half as well as it does in the Swingercast. I've been listening to the Swingercast for some time now, and honestly, it is the reason why I felt confident that Ms Swap Fu and I would find community in organized swinging. John and Allie's accounting of their adventures in the lifestyle have paved a way for us and many others to follow.

John and Allie: keep the great podcasts coming! Producing podcasts in not a trivial undertaking. We recognize and appreciate your efforts.

Episode 2: I'm a Dirty Bitch

Ms Swap Fu and I amuse each other talking about our last two club visits. We also bid farewell to the dread morning after call. New music! What do you think?

We'd like to thank all our subscribers and downloaders. Let us know if there is anything you'd like us to discuss. :)

Enjoy!

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Today's music is the Crazy Trance loop by Adeline Studios released under the Creative Commons Music Sharing License.