Episode 69: Red Shirt Diplomacy

Happy Birthday FuGrrl!

Swinger Awareness Update

Go to Reddit and check out the discussion.

Want to help?

We Vibe Review! Great overall -- no joy from the remote or the app.

Girl Uncorked goes international!! Welcome to all the sexy New Zealand ladies. But where are the US Gulf Coast Girls Uncorked chapters?

Mr Fu goes bananas in a party invitation.

FuGrrl watches Mr Fu's porn.

Bush may be back... but not where the face goes.

What's a merkin?

Dry vaginas?

Porn reqs?

X-Art and Lesbea

Topic is Diplomacy
Diplomacy is not compromise, it's communication
Can you attend any event without freaking out about who will be there?
How good are we at this? Well, we cratered twice last weekend.

Carpets curtains and laminate flooring!

Going back to Naughty in N'Awlins! Join us! https://secureregistrationonline.com/new_nin/signup.php?affiliateId=1694&c=1

Do you want to hang out? Mr Fu's will have a bunch spare time.

The Overnight -- is it any good?

Austin Birthday Pub Crawl Sept 5th!

Episode Music: "Parenthesis" by The Blow from 2006

Episode 68: Lifestyle Awareness All Up Your Thing

Trying to keep this one under an hour!

• Monkey's form cliques! But do they party? Maybe. But they don't share information.
• The book I referred to was "You Are Not So Smart"
• MILFapalooza -- Moms, moms, moms!
• My Mexican Mother Recipe
• Shake 1 oz 100% Agave Tequila, 1 oz Deep Eddy Grapefruit and a dash of Tabasco with ice. Serve on the rocks or straight up
• Happy Mother's Day and Happy Father's Day! Ms Fu reaches out to everyone spending their first one without a mom or dad.
• We had a Passion Party. Big fun! We bought a We-Vibe.

Topic

• What would a Swinger Awareness campaign look like? Like a the Susan G. Komen, MADD or NRA for swingers.
• Try to end negative bias toward people in the lifestyle
• These guys do great work! National Coalition for Sexual Freedom
• Let the public know there is an alternative to cheating! Tiger Woods?
• What do you?

What's Coming?

• Going to Naughty in N'Awlins! You should too!
• Taking measures to make it more events this year.
• SOS Party!
• Sunday Pool Days are kicking off!
• Thanks for all the invitations! Nashville and Omaha!
• Hot husband is a thing, I guess. Details please!
• Find out about HUMP! Our producers are the super hot cover people!
• We've Got a Thing podcast. They talk about Do You Know George. Check it out!
• Pile Play isn't a thing, even in England.
• Girls Uncorked couples party!
• Senior Sizzle!

Get your Summer shaking with our choice of Episode Music "My Type" by Saint Motel. Dance this weekend!

Episode 67: What's your get-down, Swinger?

Sorry this is so late. We've been busy having fun -- and working too much!

UK Swinger club attached by thugs http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3015776/Masked-gang-attacks-swingers-club-400-year-old-Tudor-mansion-forcing-semi-naked-customers-streets.html

Minnesota club barred from opening

(Distracted by our hot producer)

Tips on reddit on how to throw a meet and greet
https://www.reddit.com/r/Swingers/comments/2x58s8/followup_from_throwing_our_first_swingers_meet/

Shake Weight for your kegels? https://www.elvie.com/

Implantable Vibrator from Germany? https://us.funfactory.com/en/orgasmia/

Kinky subcultures? http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1366_the-17-kinkiest-sexual-subcultures-around-world/

What's your get-down?

We run down all the different swinging styles our producer could come up with.

If one girl penetrates another girl is still soft swap?

(We took a week and a half off -- then picked back up.)

Did Mr. Fu break a rule?

Sybian commentary -- Still hate it

Tips on redoing our profile?

Austin pub crawl with Brian and Kristen and the Average Swingers!

Have you been kicked out of a party for a perceived infraction?

Get some Nair for a hairless sack!

Ideas for Episode 69?

Swinger Diaries? You're welcome! http://swingerdiaries.wordpress.com

Pack list! Essential for Desire

Episode music "Shut Up and Dance" by Walk the Moon

Episode 66: What Makes a Guy Fun?

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Episode 65: Don't Piss Off Veronica!

Hello Friends!

• January's was crazy! Sorry the last podcast was late.
• Oh and sorry for the audio problems in the last episode. It must be going around.
• The Black Ring makes an appearance on the Savage Lovecast #430. Check out the blog mention.
• Flirty really works for swingers too! https://www.yahoo.com/style/11-pretty-cool-things-you-didnt-know-about-106616804873.html.

Swap Fu Debrief!

• Thinking of hitting up karaoke at the club.
• Average Swinger pop in! A welcome chance to get to know an awesome couple.
• Downtown Houston pub crawl
• Our traveling companions flaked.
• Small Town couples are jittery.
• The crawl had logistical challenges but it was fun.
• Thank you thank you thank you!
• Attended a swinger couples Passion Party hosted by a swinger friend.
• A short segue about Zombie Dildos.
• Sex toys can be controlled by apps? What a country! But beware!

In depth!

• Article discussion: https://www.yahoo.com/health/should-we-all-be-in-monogamish-relationships-109895587302.html
• Is monogamy holding marriage back?
• Are they talking about swinging or poly?
• The online dating is transforming the availability of partners - Hyper Serial Monogamy,
• The difference between Tinder and Swinger Safari.
• The Nitty Gritty of Nonmonogamy
• We walk you through planning an event: Swinger Game Night,
• We reach a very "us" conclusion,
• Best laid plans -- The 3rd Tuesday in March is St. Patrick's Day
• The Mardi Gras Party is coming!
• 100 people? Holy shit! Thank god we have help this time.
• New porn setup!

Parting thoughts and Shout Outs

• FuGrrl turning Swifty!
• Thank you Mr K and the Swinger Fairy
• Thank you B and K for the Swinger Safari App -- check it out. We are. Also twitter.

Episode music -- Boogie down to "Shempi" by Ratatat on their album LP3. Love me some Ratatat on a Monday afternoon.

Episode 64: Stinky Boundary Talk

This and that...

• It's a New Year and people still celebrate Kwanzaa!
• Threesome Etiquette? Nope.
• We're talking about the FUNCH! What the fuck is a Funch? It involves a spa robe and jewelry... and a no show.
• Sound complaints. We're trying!
• We took a chance and had the Girls Uncorked couples party at our house. It was a success!
• Swinger Santa sighting!
• Swinger Zombies? Of course! Zombie Dildo?

Get to the point...

• Ms Fu and I discuss a reddit post on breaking rules. What are your rules based on? Are they trust exercises or are they based on something concrete?

Parting thoughts and feedback...

• SDC party broadcast invitation calamity! Don't use SDC with an iPad.
• Kasidie -- you're not off the hook for your GirlsUncorked.com fiasco!
• Advances in the female condom
• We share our 2015 swinger objectives
• Listener mail! Should we interview an older couple about breaking into the lifestyle
• Stick around for Stinky Sunday Sex

Relevant to our discuss on boundaries, our episode song is "The Business of Emotion (feat. White Sea)" by Big Data. Get it wherever fine music is sold.