The Good Kind of Busy

Mr Swap Fu here...

It will be a week or so before we post another Swap Fu Podcast episode.  This is not due to lack of content but a lack of time.  We've been very busy working and having fun.  Like the title says, it's a good kind of busy. :)  Next weekend we're going on the Krewe of Swingtown Guadalupe River trip so we will probably have a lot to talk about around that.

All the best!

Episode 32: We banned Nirvana!

Feedback
People ask us about our musical tastes.  We generally broaden our musical selections by listening to channels we like on Pandora.

Our favorite stations are:

• Ladytron
• Au Revoir Simone
• The Ting Tings
• The Killers
• The Sounds

Mr. Swap Fu mourns his 20's last to grunge.

Condom update: Female condoms... Out! (Thanks Allie)

What's the Fu been up to?

Enjoying the what all our efforts have yielded.  You should too!

Two amazing dates

The new walk of shame!

Super fun night at Mystique!

Odds and Ends

Israel police raid swingers party looking for pot

New listener erotica page starting this week.  Thank you!!

Krewe of Swingtown River Trip in a couple weeks

Thank you!  We love our listeners and thank you for the amazing iTunes reviews!

To J.  Hang in there, baby!!

As much as it pains us, this episode's music is "Cherry Pie" by Warrant.  Our salute to the Hair Bands.  Regarding this song...

Mr Swap Fu: This song is ridiculous!

Ms Swap Fu: Ridiculously awesome!

Episode 31: Don't assume you're both on the same page. Teaching swingers to take a break before the sex.

Shout outs

1. Positive reviews on iTunes. Keep them coming, they help us share the podcast with other swingers and wanna be swingers.
2. Always, thank you to our awesome listeners and twitter followers

Fu News

1. Naked Condom’s $56 dozen.  Naked Foundation
2. Wii Dare you to buy this game. More info

Topic
Related to Friends First, Fuck First.  Is it a Part II?:
Thank you to the listeners for supplying topic.  How to touch base in the middle of the date to pull the handbrake, or on the positive, let your partner know you want to escalate.

1. Make a Plan and a Plan B
2. Make a communication plan, set a time
1. At club
1. Say hi to friend
2. Talk to DJ, bartender
2. At date
1. Text your partner from bathroom
2. Leg squeeze
3. Make it clear that you do not necessarily play on the first date
4. Limit pre-date conversation: Front-loading date too much

Where are we going?

1. River Trip June 24 - 26

WE LOVE OUR LISTENERS!!

We are featuring the song "Breathe" by Telepopmusik as the episode song because we took a short breather away from the podcast to rethink a few things regarding how we were producing it. Yes, this was Version 2 of this recording... Version 1 ran off the rails and we decided to give it another shot after a soggy but fun Memorial Day weekend in Chicago. Telepopmusik is an amazing band from France. Yes! France! We love that enigmatic country. Check them out here. If you like them, please buy their album, like we did. :)

Episode 30: Friends first or frak first? What's a Fu to do?

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Hop in the Swap Fu Time Machine

What the Swap Fu time machine may look like

Like an awkward trip back to your old elementary school, the first 10 episodes of the Swap Fu Podcast are once again available on iTunes.  Ms Swap Fu and I unshackled Pissy Pits, our techno-gimp just long enough to fix our podcast feed.  Now, back in the hole, Pissy Pits!

Join us in taking a trip down memory lane, to a hazier, newbie-er time, when two American Swingery Swingers decided to get drunk and plug in two headset into a crappy laptop and tried to crack each other up for an hour.  So, please enjoy your trip in our time machine responsibly.  Try to not 1.) a cause a rift in time, 2.) fuck your younger self or 3.) save disco -- it's dead, and we're glad.

Of course, the old episodes have always been available on this blog, but hell, nobody reads these things anyway -- or anything else.  See you're not even reading this now, are you? ;)

Episode 29: House Party Pro Tips... Be Safe. Be Polite. Be Fun.

News and Shout Outs:
Welcome to the swinger podcast world Sparky’s Open Source!  Bringing you swinging from a Canadian perspective
http://www.sparkysopensource.com

Planned Parenthood
http://www.plannedparenthood.org

Peoria Swinger Club Crackdown

National Coalition for Sexual Freedom
https://www.ncsfreedom.org/

Non-negative news coverage of Swinging in San Antonio, from a Fox station no less
http://www.foxsanantonio.com/newsroom/top_stories/videos/vid_5826.shtml

Topics:
Ask Dan and Jennifer tips for house party success:  Be safe, be polite and be fun
http://www.danandjennifer.com/

How to building sexual tension prior to a swinger house party.  Ms Swap Fu shares how she stokes the fire all day long

Fashionably late?  How late is too late to arrive to a house party?

At the party...
Reporting back on Mr Swap Fu’s communication progress
Same room issues... people have different foreplay needs.  Same room can exacerbate this.
Ms Swap Fu relaxes in her favorite way
Expanding your repertoire -- get a training partner!
Ladies, keep your heels on during sex!

Episode music in honor of Cinco de Mayo "Que No Pare" by La Super Maquina

Episode 28: A Story of Spilled Lube and Beads for the Leather Daddies

1. Some shout outs:
1. Check out this blog: A Swinging Good Time aswinginggoodtime.blogspot.com
2. Thank you for the first cool Moon Party
3. Still going to the Guadalupe River Trip. Are you?
2. Please remember to include location and age in your emails and voicemails to us.
3. Interview with the Havanas postponed. The questions we asked them are:
1. What we your initial reservation regarding entering the lifestyle?
2. What new reservations have there been since entering?
3. What would you like to do next?
4. What advice would you give to people considering entering the lifestyle?
4. Breaking away from a high-pressure situation (house party invitation)
5. Mr Swap Fu needs to relearn to break the ice -- post-female bonding maneuvers in the dark.
6. Austin is where they keep the hotness.
7. An inauspicious return to San Antonio Players.
8. Don't Google IMrL while at work AKA our return to Chicago

Episode music "Queen of Apologies" by The Sounds. Selected because I'm still waiting for my apology from a certain couple... so it goes.